I Am Hurted

The right side of my body has been under attack since early Friday morning.

At approximately 3am Friday, I was awoken by a severe cramping pain in my right calf. It was damn near excruciating and lasted for several hours. Normally, I get these cramps in my left calf and they can be rubbed/stretched out within minutes. But, this time, it lingered.

Friday night, a filling in one of my top right back teeth decided to crack, leaving part of it still on the tooth. No pain at all, though, and a quick trip to the grocery store resulted in getting one of those temporary filling pastes to protect the tooth until I can square away an appointment with the dentist.

Saturday, I mowed the lawn and trimmed a bit of the landscape by hand. Right hand, that is. And, true to form, the damn hand cramped up, shooting pain from the center of the palm midway to my forearm.

Then today, I trek up to Asheville for some quality time at the Carrier Park outdoor roller hockey rink. Two fun-filled hours of skating and shooting the puck around ended abruptly when I felt raw skin rub against the inside of my skate boot. Apparently, I developed a blister the size of a half-dollar coin just underneath my inner right ankle.

Seriously...what the hell? My entire right side...under attack. What's left for tomorrow? A damned kidney stone?

Oh, great...I jinxed it.