Altered States

Sometimes comedy just writes itself through collective feats of mass stupidity, and this article is a clear indication of that.

Last month, the city of North Lauderdale passed a resolution proposing that Florida be divided into 2 states. Not to be outdone by their neighbors, the city of Margate decided to join in this idiotic cause, and I'm certain more inept city leaders will follow suit.

Ah, there's nothing like the smell of a politician's hubris in the morning, especially when baked in the oppressively hot South Florida sun. Just think, it takes real tax dollars for these elected asshats to conjure up a proposal like this.

Oy vey.