
Faster than a visiting salesman from a local radio station...
More powerful than a slim-line backpack disguised as a portable stadium seat...
Able to leap fuel efficient imports in a single bound...
Look! Over by the coffee pot!
It's a bird! It's a plane!
No, it's...Lex Freedom!
Yes. It's Lex Freedom...strange visitor from another planet who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men.
Lex Freedom...who can render I-26 eastbound traffic to his will, bend steel wool with his bare hands, and who, disguised as name removed to protect his secret identity, mild mannered banker for a not-quite-so-metropolitan financial institution, fights a never-ending battle for steak, Tivo and the Republican way.
8.09.2008
With Great Power Bars Comes Great Responsibility
Posted by Luis at 7:48 AM
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1 comments:
Luis my friend, you need to look for power bars with a lower sugar content;)
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